Robo Erto Horumba

Robert Horumba is my hero for many reasons. In this short blog I will explain in 5 paragraphs why Robo Erto aka Roberto Horumba aka R-dawg aka Robert Andre Horumba in much cooler than us and how he can play starcraft much more intense than any other human.

Robo is my hero first because his pants. His pants are much different and much cooler for 3 reasons. Here are these reasons: first his pants are skinny pants and they are much superior to us mortals pants. Second his pants are always pulled up and at the bottom of his ribcage. No getting in trouble there. Lastly his pants are at the perfect level above his shoes. NO QUESTIONS ASKED, HIS ARE MUCH COOLER THAN OURS!!.

Robo’s hair is also much cooler than the average mortals hair. It is very tall and very wide and nice and lush. A big bonus is also that his hair produces hundreds of thousands gallons of Romanian Hair Gel. This gel is worth much more than the average hair gel. Having this advantage creates an upside therefore never having to get a job ever.

Lastly his brain. His brain is way superior to our brains. He is a human calculator, no joke; this Romanian could hack his way through the American Government office using the supplies in his closet in less than 30 seconds. He also admires the 2 guys from Myth Busters for a reason unknown to man.

I don’t know what planet this superhuman being comes from but all I know is that he is my best friend and I will always remember him when he leaves planet earth to go back with his alien friends far far away.

Thank you

Ohh and Robo if you are reading this don’t have a spaz at me this is the truth.