Lego

Lego, Lego is a great invention. Back when I was younger (5ish) I never really did play with Lego and now I am realizing that I severely missed out. Ever since I found Lego in the back of our classroom and started building Mother War Ships. Then I went home and found a little bit more and started building at ships at home. Then I brought it to school the next day and at lunch when I was helping out my teacher she took my Lego. I came in after helping her and found that my Lego had been confiscated and I was furious. I ran out of the classroom looking for when she told me I’d get it back at the end of the day. At the end of the day I was looking for her to get my Lego back, but I couldn’t find her and then the next day I confronted her and she said that I would get my Lego back at the end of this day. But fair enough I got my Lego back at the end of the day, but one problem, I was working on the Mother of all Mother Ships and she broke it and put it in a box and gave me the broken pieces. I was quite mad. But I love Lego and it is really fun and a good way to waste time.

I commented on Greg's middle school track and field blog.

South Park

I am writing this blog about South Park, which is a hilarious T.V show. It is vulgar and stupid but yet still the funniest T.V show on the air. The main character Eric Cart man, is a very rude, 4^th grader. My favorite episode of South Park is an episode than mimics the movie “ The Cove “. They try to free a killer whale from a SeaWorld then they strap it to a rocket and shoot it into space because these guys tried to convince them that the whale was from space and it needed to be returned. There are many, many other episodes that are far funnier than this one. It is my favorite show to watch.

I commented on Peter’s newest blog.

Itunes vs. Limewire

I, Michael Flaminio prefer Lime wire to iTunes any day. I chose Lime wire over iTunes because your can get any song that you can get on iTunes for free. On Lime wire you can also get all the movies you can get on ITunes for free. That is the upside to Lime wire, on the other hand there is always a down side, sometimes the songs are very bad quality and the movies are even worse quality and in a different language. On ITunes it is always guaranteed good quality and whatever language you choose.

I commented on Katie's King of Pop blog.

Peter Campbell

Peter Campbell is well known to his friends to be the class clown and the not so smart one. Peter always chirps my best friend Robo Erto about his tall hair and his tight pants, and most of all his Romanian hair gel. He also rips on Hunter and blames everything on him; I do not know why he does though.

Peter also gets everybody in trouble when we do nothing. He is also very rude and mean to other teachers. They all hate him. But he is hilarious, he is so funny because he’s so stupid, like today in class he took Robo Ertos computer and he was running around the classroom and then he tripped over a bad, landing on the computer causing my best buds computer to now have a big yellow line through the middle of the screen.

Another time he was walking down his street in the ghetto or hood what ever you want to call it, maybe its both, well he was walking down the street when he found a metal ring in the gutter with a spiky skull on the front, he calls it the death ring. So now when he gets to school and uses it to get what he wants by punching people. Today he punched my friend Greg and his jacked muscles broke the death ring for good.

It is so funny when he rips on people though because he knows what to say to get them angry. But it is even funnier when he receives and Acer to do work. I cannot tell you what he does to them though because teachers are going to read this, and I got him in trouble then I would feel pretty bad.

He does the funniest impressions of my friend Robo Erto also, like when he through the milk like him and does his voice impressions and imitates the way he wears his pants. He now has a rip in the but of his pants from doing the Robo impression too often. And when he rips on Maddie about her being a horse, it is really funny though.

So that is why I did this blog on Peter. Because he is hilarious.

Sankyou

Robo Erto Horumba

Robert Horumba is my hero for many reasons. In this short blog I will explain in 5 paragraphs why Robo Erto aka Roberto Horumba aka R-dawg aka Robert Andre Horumba in much cooler than us and how he can play starcraft much more intense than any other human.

Robo is my hero first because his pants. His pants are much different and much cooler for 3 reasons. Here are these reasons: first his pants are skinny pants and they are much superior to us mortals pants. Second his pants are always pulled up and at the bottom of his ribcage. No getting in trouble there. Lastly his pants are at the perfect level above his shoes. NO QUESTIONS ASKED, HIS ARE MUCH COOLER THAN OURS!!.

Robo’s hair is also much cooler than the average mortals hair. It is very tall and very wide and nice and lush. A big bonus is also that his hair produces hundreds of thousands gallons of Romanian Hair Gel. This gel is worth much more than the average hair gel. Having this advantage creates an upside therefore never having to get a job ever.

Lastly his brain. His brain is way superior to our brains. He is a human calculator, no joke; this Romanian could hack his way through the American Government office using the supplies in his closet in less than 30 seconds. He also admires the 2 guys from Myth Busters for a reason unknown to man.

I don’t know what planet this superhuman being comes from but all I know is that he is my best friend and I will always remember him when he leaves planet earth to go back with his alien friends far far away.

Thank you

Ohh and Robo if you are reading this don’t have a spaz at me this is the truth.

Summer

Summer, summer is a great thing. It gets you out of school for 2 months. That is a long time, out of school. It’s hot, sunny, and best of all its not cold! In my summer brake I usually go to Italy for the month of July to get into some real heat.

When I’m there I like to go to the beach, visit family and travel around the country.
When I’m in Italy I go to beaches in San Vito Marina and Pescara. My favourite beach is in Pescara because the water is always warm and there are not many people there. My other favourite part about going to Pescara over San Vito Marina is because the waves. The waves are massive, like not tsunami massive but a good 6 feet high. It’s so cool just getting murked by these massive water creatures. There is also a lot of shopping so when you are tired of swimming and getting hammered by the waves you can go chill at a bar/restaurant and get a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. After lunch you can go shopping in the stores. But in San Vito Marina the waves are smaller  but there is a pier you can jump off. The pier is like 20 feet off the water so sometimes when you land wrong it can hurt a lot. After swimming I go back to my grandma’s place and crash for an hour or 2 until dinner is ready.

When I go to Italy I stay in Lanciano. My family lives in San Vito Marina so we have to take a bus there which takes around 20 – 30 minutes. But the busses are coach, so it makes it a lot better. Or I can take a luxury train which takes around 15 minutes. When I get to the city I have to walk around 10 minutes to get to their houses. When I get there we eat lunch and chill and talk, but of course they all speak a slang Italian so even with my partial knowledge of Italian I still can’t understand because they don’t speak proper Italian. So during the time I’m chilling at their house and eating lunch it is really aqward. But after lunch we go to the beach so it’s all good. I have no family anywhere else.

When I am there I stay in a little town called Lanciano, so to get to some good sightseeing and shopping we have to travel to other, bigger, well-known cities like Rome, Venice, Florence and Pescara. To get to most of those towns we have to travel a long way, like 5-6 hours long. We take the train, because they are really nice and comfortable and fast. When we travel to bigger cities we shop a lot and eat a lot. When I went to Rome I went to Spanish Steps and the Ferrari Store and of course the Vatican. When I went to Florence I saw the Doumo and shopped a lot. When I went to Venice I went and took a boat to an island I forget the name, but it was really cool. We also took a gondola through Venice. I liked them all the same for different reasons.

So, that is what does most of the time in my summer. I love going to Italy for my summer break. But this year I want to go to school there (CCI) my brother and sister went there so now I want to go there too, of course. So that is why I love my summer.

Mike

If i had 40 million dollars

If I won 40 million dollars, I would be so happy that I would cry. When you think about it 40 million dollars is a lot of money and it can change your life dramatically. If I won 40 million dollars I would use all that money to but a bunch of things including my own private jet, multiple houses all over the world and I would have a collection of super cars.

When I go to buy my own personal private jet I would need to have a lot of big TV’s inside the plane with x-box 360 hooked up to all of them and satellite with it too. I would also need to have full service with food and drinks whenever I want it. I would also need to have a pilot and a co-pilot to fly my plane. It would need to be very fast so if I am in a hurry to get somewhere I could get there very quick in and safe... It would need to be very comfortable and have a smooth flight. I would want it to have at least 35 seats in the plane so if I wanted to throw a party in it would have enough room for some people. That would cost around 10 to 15 million dollars.

So with my other 25 to 30 million dollars left I would first buy a huge house in Italy most likely in Tuscany with a wine vineyard and it would have to an old castle. But inside it would be decked out with massive TV’s with stone and timber inside and an arcade in the basement. I would need to have 7 to 10 bedrooms and the with same bathrooms. Outside seeing how Tuscany is not near the coast of Italy ( its in the middle ), I would have a giant pool shaped like the country Italy , like a boot with a hot tub in the toe and the water everywhere else. That would cost around 10 to 13 million dollars.

So with my 20 million dollars left I would have to have a very nice and good collection of old and new super cars. First I would buy a Bugatti Veyron then a collection of Aston Martins and a collection of Ferraris and Lamborghinis. In my Aston Martin collection of cars I would have a DBS and a One of 77. In my Ferrari collection I would buy a 16M (Marenello), a Ferrari f50, and a Ferrari California. I would also buy a Lamborghini Murcielago, a Gallardo, and a revonton. And most defiantly a Rolse Royse Phantom blacked out with 24” rims. That would cost around 15 million dollars.

With the rest of my money, I would put it into the bank for future needs. So if I had 40 million dollars that is what I would spend it on.


Mike